Why Liverpool Will Win 3-1 Against Tottenham: Moneyman Prediction

Liverpool fans, dust off your scarves and warm up your vocal cords—it’s time to predict the future. The Reds are set to face Tottenham in the Carabao Cup semi-final, and if history, statistics, and the football gods are anything to go by, it’s ending in a 3-1 win for Liverpool predicts Moneyman.

Firstly, Tottenham’s injury list is longer than a VAR check. With half their squad missing, Spurs’ defense might as well be replaced with traffic cones—and we all know Mo Salah loves weaving through traffic.

Secondly, Arne Slot’s men are playing like they’ve been powered by Klopp’s leftover gegenpressing juice. Liverpool’s attack has been sharper than Darwin Núñez’s new haircut, and the midfield is orchestrating passes smoother than Thiago’s dance moves.

And let’s be honest, Tottenham have a knack for turning big games into comedy sketches. Their defenders will likely spend more time chasing shadows than controlling the ball.

Liverpool, meanwhile, will gift Spurs a consolation goal out of generosity—probably a corner deflection or one of those accidental Trent Alexander-Arnold “assists.” But three Liverpool goals? That’s inevitable.

So mark your calendars and prepare the celebratory pints—3-1 to Liverpool is not just a prediction. It’s destiny.