Today’s quiz is brought to you by the letters A and Z – plus all the rest in between, as we ask you to name the Premier League’s top goal-scorers by surname.

Winners medals? Golden boots? PFA awards? Daddy’s Sauce Dad of the Year? Throw all of these in the bin (sorry, JT).

We all know the honour that each Premier League player truly craves: the title of being the highest-ever scorer through the starting letter of their surname. Below are the players who top each category, from the ‘S’ man with 260 goals to Mr ‘X’ with just four.

One note: When a player has several names, it’s just the starting letter of the first part of their surname. So, for example, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would be an ‘O’ if he was on the list below (he isn’t), while Graham Le Saux would be ‘L’ (he isn’t either).

Now! We’ve given you 10 minutes for this brainteaser, plus each player’s goal totals and position. Let us know which letters stumped you @FourFourTwo – we’ll retweet the best scores if you don’t give any answers away – and then challenge some pals too.